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Thursday, October 05, 2006

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

__ You've

!'--.____.-- '! got

!_______i MAIL.

Open it, please...

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§ HAPPY NEW §

§ YEAR 2006 §

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U are a...



B. I. T. C. H.

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Ek-Khubsurti. .!

Ek-Tajgi..!

Ek-Sapna..!

Ek-Sachai..!

Ek-Kalpana.. !

Ek-Ahsas..!

Ek-Astha..!

Ek-Vishvas.. !

Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat...!

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Mäy thé yèär 2006-7,

bring fòr ü, SUCCESS,

GOODTIMES,HÄPPINESS. ..

änd be fillèd wid PEÄCÉ,

HÖPE & TÖGETHÉRNESS,

öf ùr fämily & frènds.....

Wìshing u a HÄPPY NÉW YÉÄR!!

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Wish u a gr8 prosperous healthy

blissful bright delightful

energetic mind blowing

terrific and extremely

happy new year 2006.

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

No Shadows 2 Depress U

Only Joys 2 Surround U

Many Friends 2 Love U

God Himself 2 Bless U

These r my Wishes 4 U

2day 2morow & Everyday

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

U R Accused of Crawling into my inbox &

Hijacking My Smile with your cute massages.

U R Sentenced 2b MY SWEET FRIEND 4 LIFE TIME.

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Wo mile humko kahani bankar,

Dil me rahe pyar ki nishani bankar,

Hum jimhe jagah dete hain ankho k andar,

Wo aksar nikal jate hai pani bankar....

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai,

Unke aane ki aas lagti hai.

Unki deewangi mai hum ho gaye itne deewane,

Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Ye raat itni tanha kyon hoti hai,

kisamt se apni sabko sikayat kyon hoti hai,

Ajib khel khelti hai yeh kismat

Jise ham pa nahi sakte usse mahobat kyon hoti hai

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Had ki had se guzarna koi aapse seekhe,

yu mohobbat mein jaan lutana koi aapse seekhe,

hum tu dil deke bhi aapke ho na sakey,

dil se dil ko churana koi aapse seekhe!!

Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai,

Kaanon me gunjti shahnai Si lagti hai,

Aap karib ho to apnapan hai,

Warna seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti hai

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade,

bhari basant mein jaise phul bikhar pade,

dukh vo nahi ki unhone hamein alvida kaha,

dukh toh yeh hai ki uske baad woh khud bhi ro pade.

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de

tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de

Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna

Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de.

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,

Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,

Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,

Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!!

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Woh PYAR hi kya, jisme JUDAAI na ho.......

Woh ISQH hi kya,jisme LADAAI na ho......

Woh DIL hi kya, jisme DARD na ho........

Aur woh MOBILE hi kya, jisme mera SMS na ho.....!!

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai

aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai

aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai

magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,

Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra,

Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,

SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,

Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,

Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,

Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.

man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.

najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms

is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Wife & Mobile :

Donoo he dosroun ke achay lagty hai.

Donoo he naey achay lagty hai.

Donoo ko charge karna parta hai

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Zindagi behaal hai,

Sur hai naa taal hai,

Msg box bhi kangal hai,

kya aap ki sms factory me hartal hai,

yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,

humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,

is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,

humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain....

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,

jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,

Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein,

bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta !!!

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,

gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,

samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,

jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,

dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,

hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bher mein,

hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Apne inbox ko hamesha saja ke rakhiye

sabke sms zara hata ker rakhie

kabhi bhi aa sakte hai hamare VIPsms

inbox main jagah bana ker rakhie.

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Apne inbox ko hamesha saja ke rakhiye

sabke sms zara hata ker rakhie

kabhi bhi aa sakte hai hamare VIPsms

inbox main jagah bana ker rakhie.

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,

Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,

Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',

Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Tumhari yadoon ko rok pana hai mushkil,

Rote huey dil ko manana hai muskil,

Ye dil apko kitna yaad karta hai,

Ek sms main likh pana hai mushkil...

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Jo asaani se mile WO hai gum,

Jo mushkil se miloe WO hai paisa,

Jo Kisi Kisi KO mile WO hai pyaar,

Jo naseeb walo KO mile WO hai"APUN KA SMS

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Khwabon main ayenge SMS ki tarah.

Dil main bas jayenge ring tone ki tarah,

Ye yari kabhi kam na hogi balance ki tarah,

Sirf tum busy na hona network ki tarah.

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Kushiyan dya karte hain aur ghum lya karte hain,

Issi chakkar mein hum ajkal jya karte hain,

Kabhi tum bhi to kuchh likho yaar,

Badi ulfat se hum tumhe SMS kia karte hain

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya

Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya

aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya

Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerna chour diya

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Pather ki deewaar na tori

pyar bhara dil tor dia

ek rupee ki khatir

tumne SMS karna chor dia.

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Missed call to ek bahana hai,

Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he,

Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo,

Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai.

sms ki duniya(world of sms)

Message pe message bhejte ho,

Bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,

Bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho,

Khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,

Doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!

Mazaki shayari (jokes shayari)

Main kal bazaar ja raha tha
Ke meri chappal toot gai
AB
chappal to "moochi" seeta hai
"seeta" to "darzi" bhi hai
"darzi
"to "kapray" seeta hai
"kapray" to "rangeen" hotay hain
"rangeen" to "lota" bhi hota hai
" lota" to "bathroom" main hota
hai
"bathroom" main to "nal" bhi hota hai
"nal" to "lohay" ka
hota hai
"lohay" ki to "istiri" (Iron) bhi hoti hai
"istri" to
"garam" hoti hai
"garam" to "Custard" bhi hota hai
"custard" to
"peela" hota hai
"peela" to "chooza" bhi hota hai
"chooza" to
"anday" main se nikalta hai
"anda" to "sufaid" hota hai
"sufaid"
to "doodh" bhi hota hai
"doodh" to "bhains" daity hai
"bhains"
to "kaali" hoti hai
"kaala" to "bangali" bhi hota hai
"bangali"
to "paan" khata hai
"paan" to "laal" hota hai
"laal" to
"gulab"bhi hota hai
"gulaab" main to "kantay' hotay hain
"kantain" to "machli" main bhi hotay hain
"machli' to "acchi"
hoti hai
"achcha" to "Bander" bhi hota hai
"bander' to! "bander'
hota hai
Padhne walay "bunder" jaisay hi hotay hain
"Jo padh kar
apna time barbad
Karte hain.."
Well..
Ooper wale nay aap
ko
Bheja to bheja .
"per bheja to
Aisa bheja...."
Ki
"bheje mein bheja hi nahi
Bheja.".
Ye mujhe
kisi
NE bheja ..
Isliye Maine aap ko bheja....
Aap ko
Bura Laga ?
Toh Aap Kisi
Aur ko Bhej Do.
Hisaab...barabar :)