Mazaki shayari (jokes shayari)

Main kal bazaar ja raha tha
Ke meri chappal toot gai
AB
chappal to "moochi" seeta hai
"seeta" to "darzi" bhi hai
"darzi
"to "kapray" seeta hai
"kapray" to "rangeen" hotay hain
"rangeen" to "lota" bhi hota hai
" lota" to "bathroom" main hota
hai
"bathroom" main to "nal" bhi hota hai
"nal" to "lohay" ka
hota hai
"lohay" ki to "istiri" (Iron) bhi hoti hai
"istri" to
"garam" hoti hai
"garam" to "Custard" bhi hota hai
"custard" to
"peela" hota hai
"peela" to "chooza" bhi hota hai
"chooza" to
"anday" main se nikalta hai
"anda" to "sufaid" hota hai
"sufaid"
to "doodh" bhi hota hai
"doodh" to "bhains" daity hai
"bhains"
to "kaali" hoti hai
"kaala" to "bangali" bhi hota hai
"bangali"
to "paan" khata hai
"paan" to "laal" hota hai
"laal" to
"gulab"bhi hota hai
"gulaab" main to "kantay' hotay hain
"kantain" to "machli" main bhi hotay hain
"machli' to "acchi"
hoti hai
"achcha" to "Bander" bhi hota hai
"bander' to! "bander'
hota hai
Padhne walay "bunder" jaisay hi hotay hain
"Jo padh kar
apna time barbad
Karte hain.."
Well..
Ooper wale nay aap
ko
Bheja to bheja .
"per bheja to
Aisa bheja...."
Ki
"bheje mein bheja hi nahi
Bheja.".
Ye mujhe
kisi
NE bheja ..
Isliye Maine aap ko bheja....
Aap ko
Bura Laga ?
Toh Aap Kisi
Aur ko Bhej Do.
Hisaab...barabar :)